Excerpt, via Borowitz Report
Could Anthony Weiner’s penis hack my penis’s Twitter account and send pictures of my penis to people?
No. Anthony Weiner’s penis is too busy to do something like that.
If there is a God, why does he let so much pain and suffering happen to Anthony Weiner’s penis?
God does many wonderful things. He made you, and Mommy and Daddy, and the sun and the moon and all of the food that we eat. But sometimes God gets bored, and that’s why He made the people who invented Twitter.
Read it all.
Could Anthony Weiner’s penis hack my penis’s Twitter account and send pictures of my penis to people?
No. Anthony Weiner’s penis is too busy to do something like that.
If there is a God, why does he let so much pain and suffering happen to Anthony Weiner’s penis?
God does many wonderful things. He made you, and Mommy and Daddy, and the sun and the moon and all of the food that we eat. But sometimes God gets bored, and that’s why He made the people who invented Twitter.
Read it all.
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