Midday respite via dlisted:
Harriet, the hen in England who keeps pushing out record-breaking egg after record-breaking egg.
While Michelle Duggar is patting herself on the labia for having a strongman vagina that can easily push out an elephant with elephantitis without even trying, Harriet the Hen keeps laying eggs that are almost twice the size of regular eggs. That's right, Michelle, sit your vag down in the second row. There's a new power pussy in town.
Harriet's owner said that over a week ago she popped out an egg that measured 4.5 inches long with a 9.1-inch circumference. Roughly, that's about 2 inches longer than Jon Gosselin's penis. The average hen egg is around 2.3 inches long.