I waited too long to see a doctor after I developed hemorrhoids. Listen to my story, and I promise you’re going to skip the phone call to the doc and teleport yourself into his office.
The doctor points to the “head down, ass up” table and asks me to assume the position. When I heard the urethane glove snap on his hands, I thought to myself, “Why couldn’t I have Attention Deficit Disorder like everyone else?”
My ‘rhoids were so bad that I had to go to a specialist. I almost fainted in his examination room when I saw what looked to be a 2-foot dildo with a gun-like trigger and an open vial of KY jelly.Read all of it.